Bad Reviews for Nightclubs

“Sooooooo scatty not even in a good way”

“So I was out drinking and made a bit of a numpty of myself because I stole a toilet roll (not that I remember) and was rightly kicked out (again not that I remember). 

The issue was when I went back a couple of days later to collect my rucksack they refused to give it me and blackmailed me by saying if I want my bag back, I have to replace the toilet roll I stole. I'd already apologised for being a prat and offered them a couple of quid to pay for the toilet roll but no, the man behind the counter wasn't't having any of it, and then went onto say if I didn't bring, specifically, an industrial-sized toilet roll, I wasn't getting my bag back. I couldn't believe the childishness of this man. I offered apologies, compensation and yet he was still withholding my bag. I was pleading with him for about 15 minutes before I made a quip about his cowboy hat which seemed to touch a nerve and told me to get out. Following this, I rang the police who had to go down to collect the bag off this utter immature man which IMO is a waste of the tax payers money.”

“This place is seriously f'dd up. I have finally learnt my lesson--my way am I coming back here again...just don't do it--no way is it worth it--full of lots of pretent ious people and nice people wondering how they ended up there and why they can't find their phones”

“bouncer said I had to dispose of my drink which I did then he refused me entry anyway - I am 47years old, I had my arm in a sling and it was lemonade - just ridiculous”

“Never ever again. Security too strange, I've been enjoying music and maybe 10 years younger child just took me to street.! Well no chance to take your jacket and keys from home. Never again go there and I am surprised why so many ppl waiting outside for this shhitshot”

“The bouncer looked at me as if I was a piece of ‘Sugar’”

“The bald bouncer you have got is a corrupt piece of scum! Whitenessed him take cocaine off someone and then sell it on to someone else sort it out”

“ Me and my two girl mates got punched in the face by a bouncer here! He is head of security, bald guy with a tattoo on his face.”

“asked a girl for a White Russian and she said 'I can't make that I'm lactose intolerant' - Wasn't asking her to drink it!”

“Entered this establishment for approximately 0.25 seconds and in that time spent £9.80 on some dirty Tesco express alcohols, heard Michael Jackson sing from the grave and plenty of space to dance as there was 4 people in there max ... rip , highly recommend if you have extremely low standards of a night out, are a milf have a sugar daddy on speed dial….”

“Went to see Paul Young last night!!!! We lasted just 15 minutes before walking out. Sorry Paul, call it a day mate,”

“There is cheap place ..you can lose your phone there Becus of thiefs”

“Bit sticky”

“Absolutely disgusting how I was a vip and had to be cramped up with the normal ticket people”

“the dj is such an ass hole”

“Should have more cubicle toilets for men you shouldn't discriminate between sexes as much because women need to do both at a toilet. Men need to number 2 aswell it's not fair There is only 1 cubicle and the lock is damaged so anyone could walk In and do what Eminem did to the black guy where he puked on his clothes. Utterly outraged and should be looked into.”

“smelt of piss on Thursday night”

“Let's face it. It's not tapas. One star”